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Do you have over one hundred million dollars? I did not think so. I guarantee a 1000% return on your investment in one year or your money back! Do you hear that sound? Yes, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are calling to invite you over for happy hour. Too bad you're too busy being super rich!

What I do is rather complicated, so I will have to explain to you some more information about my practice.

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10 Important Things About Being Tall

10 Important Things About Being Tall

Not only is it super hard to be rich and a genius, but I am also 6’3. My life is a constant battle against the fascist forces of average-sized people. Read more →

Five Ways To Spend One Hundred Million Dollars

Five Ways To Spend One Hundred Million Dollars

It’s a question that all of my clients face every single day. “How do I spend my hundreds of million dollars? ” I will reveal to you my secrets. Read more →

Recipes for Poor People: Low Grade Rocket Fuel

Recipes for Poor People: Low Grade Rocket Fuel

Also known as Spicy Penne À L’Hot Dog, Low Grade Rocket Fuel will react with your tongue to create a flavorful mouth experience. This recipe will pack you full of good ol’ fashioned libido, and will ensure that your night is 100% sexual. Read more →