I am David Halk, I am a Fortune 500 writing genius and I will make you filthy rich. Welcome to the home of extreme wealth!
You are an idiot. Here is proof!
Do you have over one hundred million dollars? I did not think so. I guarantee a 1000% return on your investment in one year or your money back! Do you hear that sound? Yes, Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are calling to invite you over for happy hour. Too bad you're too busy being super rich!
What I do is rather complicated, so I will have to explain to you some more information about my practice.
From the Blog
Not only is it super hard to be rich and a genius, but I am also 6’3. My life is a constant battle against the fascist forces of average-sized people. Read more →
It’s a question that all of my clients face every single day. “How do I spend my hundreds of million dollars? ” I will reveal to you my secrets. Read more →