Recipes for Poor People: Low Grade Rocket Fuel

Also known as Spicy Penne À L’Hot Dog, Low Grade Rocket Fuel will react with your tongue to create a flavorful mouth experience. This recipe will pack you full of good ol’ fashioned libido, and will ensure that your night is 100% sexual. This meal will cost you less than $2, and it will allow you to perform for at least 2 hours in your romantic area of choice. Here’s how to get started.

What you will need:
– Sriracha Sauce
– No Name Non-Hydrogenated Margerine
– Salted Peanuts
– Chicken Hot Dog Weiners
– Penne Noodles

GETTING STARTED


Put tap water in pot.

Heat burner to red degrees celsius.

Red degrees

Place pot on burner with handle out.

Handle Out

Stab open bag of penne noodles.

Stab open the bag of noodles

Place dry noodles in meal-sized bowl.

Dry Noodles

Drip Sriracha sauce on dry noodles.

Stab the noodles.

Stab the noodles

FIRST 5 MINUTES


Drip Sriracha sauce in boiling water.

Hot Sauce in Pot

Put dry noodles with Sriracha sauce into boiling Sriracha water.

Hot Noodles in Hot Sauce

Woft the libido steam.

Observe the libido form

MINUTES 5-10


Make happy face on hot dogs with Sriracha.

Happy hot dog

Steam Sriacha hot dogs.

Steam Hot Dog

Cut open peanuts

Smear non-hydrogenated margerine in bowl.

Margerine Bowl

Chop cooked weiners.

Chop Weiners

Make a visual weiner pun!

VISUAL WEINER PUN

FINAL PREPARATION


Drip Sriracha sauce into drainer.

Drain noodles, and drip Sriracha sauce on drained noodles.

Mix noodles, hot dogs, and margerine in bowl.

Mix

Garnish with peanuts.

Garnish

Serve with milk.

Finale

Bon Appetit!

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