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David Halk Radio Ad

David Halk Radio Ad

The ad that made headlines across the world! Listen to the breakthrough radio spot that turned heads and made poverty a thing of the past. Read more →

Petula Bouchard – Former Miss World Winner

Petula Bouchard – Former Miss World Winner

Petula Bouchard is a Former Miss World Winner from Mexico. The intense fame and glamor of her success caused her to become depressed from impossible body image standards. That is, until she decided to hire David Halk! Read more →

Jean-Francois Bouchard – Rich Ad Executive

Jean-Francois Bouchard – Rich Ad Executive

After earning millions of dollars from hiring David Halk, Jean-François Bouchard used his fortunes to begin breeding dogs and chimpanzees. Read more →

10 Important Things About Being Tall

10 Important Things About Being Tall

Not only is it super hard to be rich and a genius, but I am also 6’3. My life is a constant battle against the fascist forces of average-sized people. Read more →

Eric Alper – World Class Lawyer

Eric Alper – World Class Lawyer

Eric Alper is a world class lawyer based in New York City. After being persuaded by a well-written email, Eric decided to give up his practice to work for me here in Montreal, QC.

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Five Ways To Spend One Hundred Million Dollars

Five Ways To Spend One Hundred Million Dollars

It’s a question that all of my clients face every single day. “How do I spend my hundreds of million dollars? ” I will reveal to you my secrets. Read more →

Recipes for Poor People: Low Grade Rocket Fuel

Recipes for Poor People: Low Grade Rocket Fuel

Also known as Spicy Penne À L’Hot Dog, Low Grade Rocket Fuel will react with your tongue to create a flavorful mouth experience. This recipe will pack you full of good ol’ fashioned libido, and will ensure that your night is 100% sexual. Read more →

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23rd Century Shakespeare

23rd Century Shakespeare

23rd Century Shakespeare - David Halk23rd Century Shakespeare features a surreal audio dialogue between two romantically connected robots. Taking place sometime in the near future, this audio track imagines a world where robots evolve to be as infidel as their human masters. Warning: increased techno puns and electric sexuality. Read more →