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10 Important Things About Being Tall

10 Important Things About Being Tall

Not only is it super hard to be rich and a genius, but I am also 6’3. My life is a constant battle against the fascist forces of average-sized people. Read more →

Five Ways To Spend One Hundred Million Dollars

Five Ways To Spend One Hundred Million Dollars

It’s a question that all of my clients face every single day. “How do I spend my hundreds of million dollars? ” I will reveal to you my secrets. Read more →

Recipes for Poor People: Low Grade Rocket Fuel

Recipes for Poor People: Low Grade Rocket Fuel

Also known as Spicy Penne À L’Hot Dog, Low Grade Rocket Fuel will react with your tongue to create a flavorful mouth experience. This recipe will pack you full of good ol’ fashioned libido, and will ensure that your night is 100% sexual. Read more →