Gain Exclusive Access
David Halk is a legendary human. Send him 1 million dollars, and you will get instant access to:
Friendship
David will offer you a casual friendship in which you can text him 3 times a month, and receive routine responses.
Acknowledgment
If you cross David’s path in the real world, he will slightly nod his head.
Criticism
David will offer you constructive criticism if he sees you doing something, or wearing something, unacceptable.
Inspiration
If you give David 1 million dollars, than you will be inspired as you watch him spend it with vigor.
Why Send David Money?
He Spends Money Recklessly
- No accounting
- No Limits
- No Shame
What ABout Greg?
Greg Is too Cheap
Do not give Greg any money. He will simply save it, and it will not be inspiring. You should send someone money who inspires you through reckless spending.
Trusted by Nobody
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I hate David. I sent him a million dollars, and he gambled it away within 30 minutes.
Toby Reyes
Designer
I thought I would be inspired, but now I’m just sick to my stomach.
Grant Marrow
Marketing
What a waste of time and money.
Harley Hunter
Blogger
10+
Years of Scams
10K+
Miserable Friends
280+
Working Hours Per Decade
1+
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